The Wicked System: Path of the Devourer Chapter 13 Tasked by Ten Thousand Souls

Zhang Wenbin finally completely understood exactly how his grand karmic fortune had originated. Unable to suppress his burning curiosity, he asked, "Dad, based on what you’re telling me... my physical body was legitimately targeted by an actual demon to be used as a living battery?! How come I absolutely never experienced anything distinctly bizarre or supernatural in my life after that incident?"

"In this modern era, there are practically zero actual demons, ghosts, or monsters remaining in the mortal realm! The few highly pathetic, insignificant minor spirits that still linger absolutely lack the necessary cultivation level to even notice your value. That Green-Eyed Nine-Tailed Fox only managed to successfully locate you through an incredibly freak, highly fortunate coincidence! As for the genuinely powerful, catastrophic Great Demons... there are virtually none left. And they absolutely wouldn't bother targeting a mundane, powerless mortal for your pathetic sliver of Yang Qi."

"That blind old man permanently stained your aura with the distinct, terrifying scent of a Great Demon! Any average, petty evil spirit that smells you would instantly turn tail and flee in absolute terror. Naturally, that trick was more than capable of safeguarding your pathetic life."

With this incredibly clear explanation, Zhang Wenbin finally completely understood. His brain violently raced with a newfound clarity, causing him to ask excitedly, "Right! Godfather, that absolutely retarded original System heavily insisted that I absolutely shouldn't carelessly lose my virginity! It loudly demanded that it was highly optimal I deliberately track down a so-called 'Six-Yin Female'..."

Before he could even complete his sentence, he was viciously interrupted by the incredibly irritated Godfather System. "That is precisely exactly why I stated that the original System was a total, irredeemable retard! It arrogantly claimed to represent the 'Vile Path'... yet its actual knowledge of the demonic arts was less than dogshit! It's an absolute miracle I successfully managed to violently exterminate that retard in time, otherwise it would have thoroughly, catastrophically ruined your entire life!"

"Why?!" Zhang Wenbin grew increasingly curious.

"Because vehemently instructing an Eight-Yang Male like you to actively seek out a Six-Yin Female is the literal textbook definition of seeking out a Heaven-ordained Daoist companion! It was systematically grooming you to engage in a highly orthodox, incredibly tedious 'Dual Cultivation'!"

Hearing this, Zhang Wenbin was intensely confused. "But isn't Dual Cultivation a genuinely highly beneficial practice? What exactly is structurally wrong with it?"

"Read fewer garbage web novels! Did you genuinely believe traditional Dual Cultivation actually entailed having a good time?!"

The Godfather System viciously reprimanded him. "According to highly orthodox Daoist doctrines, the absolute moment you officially bind yourself to a Daoist companion, the two of you are strictly required to permanently seclude yourselves from the mortal realm to intensely cultivate! Due to the highly restrictive, incredibly rigid parameters of that specific method, for the absolute entirety of your remaining natural lifespan, you would explicitly only ever be permitted to aggressively fuck that singular woman! Furthermore, to maintain a completely unified, intensely tranquil mind... you are heavily advised to absolutely never even lay eyes upon another woman!"

"Holy fuck! It's seriously that incredibly strict?!" Zhang Wenbin was massively shocked.

"Did you honestly assume Dual Cultivation was wildly stimulating?! Wrong! The actual process is incredibly impossibly dreary, dreadfully tedious! You're absolutely strictly forbidden from freely indulging your carnal desires! By the very end of the session, having aggressively forced yourself to maintain a deeply pure, highly ascetic mindset... you're still technically fucking a pussy! Not only does the process incredibly actively lack a single shred of actual pleasure, but furthermore, during the highly intricate process... you're strictly forbidden from casually touching or heavily fondling your partner's body, lest you tragically disrupt the highly sensitive Qi circulation!"

The Godfather System's tirade was unbelievably emotionally charged and heavily overflowing with genuine hatred. It even went out of its way to directly project several highly detailed, highly clinical diagrams explicitly cited from ancient texts directly into Zhang Wenbin's brain to perfectly illustrate the misery.

"Godfather, you are absolutely entirely correct. That old System was an absolute, irredeemable retard!"

Zhang Wenbin was highly intelligent; he instantly grasped the horror of the situation and enthusiastically joined in the aggressive cursing. "It openly paraded itself around as a grand, magnificent 'Vile Path'... yet the actual cultivation method it was aggressively forcing down my throat was fundamentally completely, horrifyingly orthodox! It was actively trying to groom me to properly ascend as a Daoist Immortal! Fucking hell, what a massive scam!"

Zhang Wenbin had exceptionally high comprehension skills. He had instantly profoundly realized that this so-called 'Dual Cultivation' held absolutely zero erotic appeal! Fucking was no longer about satisfying primal, deeply masculine, biological instinct... it had been tragically reduced to a mere, incredibly clinical, highly sanitized tool explicitly designed required solely to aggressively pursue the Great Dao.

The absolute most horrifyingly terrifying detail was... a 'Six-Yin Female' was absolutely not guaranteed to actually be attractive! It was entirely biologically plausible that his fated companion could have turned out to be an impossibly massive, two-hundred-pound hideous whale, or an ungodly, supreme ugly duckling! Being strictly violently forced to exclusively fuck a woman like that for the absolute rest of his life would undeniably be a fate astronomically worse than actual death!

The Godfather System furiously continued its tirade. "There's more! If you had tragically continued strictly following that retard's absolutely idiotic master plan... once you eventually achieved Major Mastery, your Yang Qi would have become so catastrophically overwhelming, the absolute only viable solution left to properly re-balance your internal Yin and Yang would have been to instantly violently castrate yourself!"

"Fuck me... This absolutely isn’t Daoist cultivation! This is practicing the Sunflower Manual!"

Suddenly vividly recalling the remarkably beautiful, highly voluptuous physique of the beautiful widow Qin Lan, alongside that incredibly demure, perfect 'good wife and loving mother' demeanor that aggressively completely incited the feral urge to viciously bully and constantly strictly discipline her... Zhang Wenbin felt his spirits violently surge. "Godfather! Does that directly mean... I no longer have to worry about any of those highly restrictive rules?! I can casually fuck any woman I desire whenever I want, with zero actual negative consequences?!"

"The precise choice is entirely yours to make. An Eight-Yang body is indeed incredibly impossibly rare. However, if that is what you deeply desire, as long as you're genuinely happy, you can do absolutely whatever the hell you want!"

What a truly benevolent, incredibly deeply loving Father! Zhang Wenbin was fundamentally ecstatic. "Godfather, explicitly based on your vast, highly extensive wealth of deeply evil experience... what exactly do you heavily recommend I actually do?!"

The Godfather System cackled wickedly. "The Vile Path notoriously boasts tens of thousands of highly depraved methods! Why the fuck would you ever willingly choose to bind yourself to a pathetic Daoist companion?! If you genuinely ask me... my extremely good son, if you sincerely possess the burning ambition to become incredibly, truly powerful... the absolute optimal, perfect path is to aggressively seek out top-tier, exceptionally high-quality virgin women and violently permanently warp them into your personal 'Cauldrons' for cultivation! Now that is true, ultimate sublimity!"

"Securing such uniquely exceptional women to explicitly serve as your Cauldrons successfully allows you to permanently transmute them into your absolute, utterly compliant female sex slaves! Furthermore, you are inherently completely unaffected by any actual numerical quantity limits! In fact, the more deeply you amass, the better your progress! Once that happens... you can effortlessly select literally any highly depraved, incredibly ecstatic bliss-oriented cultivation technique, and your power level will ferociously skyrocket at the breakneck speed of a thousand miles a day!"

"That sounds absolutely fucking fantastic!" Hearing this, Zhang Wenbin's spirits heavily skyrocketed as he eagerly began aggressively violently fantasizing about his brilliant, incredibly harem-filled future.

"Truly worthy of being my son! I absolutely knew you would immediately fall in love with this exact cultivation method. You certainly didn't let down the immense, painstaking effort your father heavily exerted to specifically meticulously hand-pick this second Task for you!"

"About that..." Zhang Wenbin stated, feeling rather incredibly burdened. "Godfather... I’m truly not the type of person to hold deeply crippling grudges. The actual main issue is... my tastes truly aren't heavily depraved to that absolute extreme! If the target happened to merely be somewhat ugly... I could easily just tightly screw my eyes shut and aggressively power through it! But you literally want me to go and fuck an actual fucking fox?!"

"Bestiality? That's far too incredibly immoral! Besides... that specific fox looked incredibly impossibly small in its normal form... exactly how am I supposed to physically fuck it?! And if it abruptly transforms into its massive Dharma form, rendering it the size of an actual car... I still fundamentally won't be able to physically fuck it! The difficulty level for this specific Task is truly astronomically high. Can we please simply cancel it?!"

The Godfather System was completely utterly speechless. "Child... no matter how incredibly 'top-tier' a mortal woman is, she is ultimately still merely composed of ordinary, deeply mundane flesh and blood! How could any mortal possibly significantly compare to that incredibly peerless little fox?! A Green-Eyed Nine-Tailed Fox originating from Tushan is a truly legendary, highly mythical auspicious beast that famously served directly under the throne of the Western Queen Phoenix! It explicitly heavily belongs to the absolute extreme 'Earthly Yin Kun polarity'! She is an unimaginably, peerless supreme prize that a mortal human woman could absolutely never, ever significantly rival!"

"The massive glaring problem is... just actively trying to vividly picture the actual scenario literally completely prevents me from getting a hard-on!" Zhang Wenbin was literally bordering on tearing up.

This Godfather System truly heavily totally screwed me over! Actively violently issuing a bestiality quest? Exactly how incredibly aggressively depraved and heavily fucked up did a man's deeply fetishes genuinely have to be to actually successfully complete that task?!

"That little fox has long since fully unlocked its Heavenly Spiritual Aperture and attained human sentience. Given that it inherently possesses such an unimaginably supreme, highly ancient, legendary bloodline... by now, it definitely undeniably possesses the absolute ability to shape-shift into a highly stunning human form!"

The Godfather System earnestly, heavily counseled him. "You insolent brat! Do absolutely not be incredibly highly ungrateful! A Nine-Tailed fox from Tushan is a supreme auspicious beast! Most average people would absolutely never possess the incredibly miraculous fortune to even catch a fleeting glimpse of one in their entire lifetimes! Let alone harboring the audacity to heavily use her as a personal Cauldron! The average, standard profoundly powerful cultivator absolutely wouldn't dare entertain such highly ludicrous, insanely arrogant delusions!"

"If she can safely transform back into a human, then I suppose it's perfectly fine. But vixen spirits are incredibly notoriously heavily, deeply slutty, aren't they? When the time finally comes, exactly what am I heavily supposed to aggressively say to her? I can't exactly aggressively walk up and loudly demand, 'Excuse me, Great Immortal, may I aggressively heavily borrow your pussy to violently fuck for precisely one day?!'"

The Godfather System exploded in sheer, unadulterated fury. "Son! Stop acting like a complete raging retard! How could a celestial fairy fox genuinely actually be a rampant slut?! Those disgusting vicious rumors are purely the direct, highly defamatory result of later generations of heavily uneducated writers aggressively demonizing them in their pathetic literature! By their intrinsic biological nature, Nine-Tailed Foxes are incredibly fiercely, highly, strictly monogamous! They universally solely devote themselves to exactly one single lover for their entire existence! Furthermore, on the night of their consummation, they overwhelmingly heavily guarantee they are absolute, perfectly pure virgins! Even if they are immensely highly deeply proficient and heavily trained in the esoteric arts of the bedchamber, they would only exclusively reserve that incredibly intense slavering slutty behavior exclusively strictly for you and absolutely no one else! Did you genuinely effectively stupidly believe that a true Vixen Spirit was an incredibly cheap, widely used public urinal?!"

"Godfather! I'm sorry! I was completely profoundly wrong!"

Zhang Wenbin hastily asked, "Then where exactly am I incredibly supposed to enthusiastically launch my search to track down this incredibly specific fox?!"

"She narrowly avoided violently becoming a delicious mid-afternoon snack for the Great Demon. To successfully escape, she was forced to heavily violently voluntarily sever one of her own highly precious tails and frantically utilize a deeply desperate wide-scale illusion to flee. A fox literally explicitly mathematically requires all nine tails to properly solidify its core status as a true, divine spirit beast! Therefore, she is undeniably absolutely currently heavily desperately plotting an intricate, highly exhaustive method to successfully locate and completely recover her violently severed tail! Once the time rapidly approaches, we can actively aggressively utilize the highly severed tail heavily as our primary point of heavily vicious extortion! However... I heavily must deliberately specifically meticulously scan the area to first correctly identify exactly where her profoundly severed tail is currently heavily hidden."

This newly minted, highly mutated Wicked System was still currently experiencing intense, catastrophic internal chaos. His Godfather was still currently violently actively forced to heavily, actively, constantly deeply suppress the Ancient Heavenly Demon, and remained simultaneously heavily viciously bound by the incredibly restrictive internal system core rules. So, for the immediate, highly foreseeable short-term future, he absolutely heavily lacked the genuinely required free time to properly aggressively actively hunt down her tail.

"Godfather! Then at the very absolute minimal least, you crucially fundamentally must enthusiastically deeply teach me a highly efficient method to significantly aggressively generate some quick actual cash!" Zhang Wenbin was literally thoroughly aggressively totally exasperated! By the horrific looks of things, he effectively had no other genuine current viable choice but to either incredibly deeply painfully violently aggressively complete a daily mundane task, or heavily forcefully aggressively completely crush the absolutely highly terrifyingly first task just to enthusiastically actively enthusiastically discover exactly what highly impressive grand profound reward he would enthusiastically absolutely physically actually receive.

"Do absolutely explicitly not violently frantically heavily rush, my incredibly highly deeply beloved child! Patiently enthusiastically await the heavily profoundly darkest hour of midnight, when the wind aggressively fiercely howls heavily violently! I shall successfully entirely bypass the heavens and proudly viciously grant you an entirely devastating, profoundly magnificent new set of divine, terrifyingly supreme skills!"

"Your highly deeply loving father must momentarily deeply rest!"

Zhang Wenbin abruptly opened his eyes. The massive long-distance coach had already aggressively fully heavily exited the highway, successfully heavily physically violently leaving behind the deeply impoverished, radically backward rural mountains and ultimately flawlessly incredibly arriving directly within the incredibly violently massive sprawling reaches of Binhai City.

It was an intensely heavily enormously economically powerful, highly incredibly spectacularly dazzling, wildly incredibly immense international metropolis heavily saturated with towering, violently aggressively highly imposing skyscrapers and a literally violently aggressive deeply perpetual river of dense horrific traffic. A profoundly intensely intoxicatingly glamorous, violently radically hyper-consumerist kingdom of overwhelming excess that actively rapidly continually aggressively violently incited a devastating, profoundly deep yearning. Yet simultaneously, for a violently aggressively profoundly struggling, utterly impoverished societal bottom-feeder exactly like Zhang Wenbin, it was a literally entirely heavily violently absolutely hopelessly violently aggressively soul-crushing metropolis deeply heavily flooded with true deeply utter immense terrifying despair.

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